Craic & Codology

Army to be used to prevent withdrawals

Enda Kenny

In a shock move the Taoiseach, Endless Kenny, has announced that members of the army will be used to prevent a sudden rush by the electorate to withdraw large numbers of TDs at the next election.

Enda Kenny

Enda Kenny

“I know this from speaking to a man I met on the main street in Castlebar recently,” commented Mr. Kenny. “He had a pint in each hand and another six pints hidden inside him, and he was adamant that he was going to forcibly remove Government TDs from their offices at the general election in… er… whenever that might be… if we decide to have an election at all.”

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