Craic & Codology

Army to be used to prevent withdrawals

Enda Kenny

Enda Kenny


In a shock move the Taoiseach, Endless Kenny, has announced that members of the army will be used to prevent a sudden rush by the electorate to withdraw large numbers of TDs at the next election. “I know this from speaking to a man I met on the main street in Castlebar recently,” commented Mr.... Read more »

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