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Trinity College Dublin is seeking to appoint a dynamic and highly motivated individual to help drive the University’s knowledge transfer activities for the next seven years… S/he will have highly developed communications and influencing skills and the ability to work with a wide range of internal and external stakeholders.
Advert for Trinity College Dublin

“Key to achieving cycling modal split targets is the provision of safe, secure cycle parking facilities at convenient locations throughout the city.”
Report by Halcrow Barry consultants for Dublin City Council

Ammeon and Mirantis will establish a cloud deployments centre for the EMEA region in Dublin. “Now what we’re seeing is the whole market is starting to move towards open-source cloud, the ecosystem around that is our strength.”
Fred Jones, chief executive Ammeon


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