
old-farts
Court Clerk: All rise! Defendant, Judge Skint: I wish my pension would! Judge Rich (for it is he): Why is this man before the court? Solicitor for Defence: He wants a job, Judge. His circumstances are very, very bad. Judge Skint: I used to be on the bench, you know, and it’s my wish that… Read more »
This content is only available to Phoenix subscribers.




