Craic & Codology

10 THINGS YOU DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT HARRY AND MEGHAN

Megan Markle
  • Meghan’s pet name for Harry is Your Royal Highness.
  • The Duke of Edinburgh could not attend the wedding because he was on safari shooting pandas.
  • The fairytale marriage was almost cancelled after the bride discovered Harry was not actually Ed Sheeran.
  • Theresa May has thanked the royal couple for creating a temporary distraction from her shambolic government.
  • Prince George was delighted to be pageboy, appearing on the front page, middle page and every other page of the British tabloids.
  • Prince Charles gave the couple some eco-friendly paranormal yoghurt as a gift. He had already given Will and Kate the throne.
  • Harry insisted on taking his Nazi uniform on honeymoon.
  • Meghan actually knows the true identity of her father.
    (That’s enough royal fillers – Ed.)
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