Craic & Codology

THOSE PRESIDENTIAL HOPEFULS IN FULL

Mattress Mick

As the Irish presidential race gathers more hopefuls, seven more totally serious candidates have entered the picture:

1. June Rodgers – Panto Queen
2. Twink – Panto Queen
3. Gavin Lambe-Murphy – Remember him?
4. “Mattress Mick” Flynn – Sleep-solution magnate
5. Dr Eva Orsmond – OK, she’s from Finland but why not?
6. Richie Kavanagh – Poet and Gaeilgeoir
7. Bertie Ahern – Former Taoiseach and expert gambler