Sinn Féin planning to enslave humanity

Martin McGuinness contemplates his next move

Martin McGuinness contemplates his next move

Sinn Féin is hatching a diabolical plan to bring about the end of days, it has emerged. Last night we tracked down the party’s spokesman, known only as Legion, to his hideaway lair where he warned of the dark terror to come. “The time of purification is at hand,” he commented. “Humanity shall soon kneel... Read more »

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