Category: Spot the Difference

SPOT THE DIFFERENCE 3806

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Joe Biden Donald Trump Man who was vice president Man who has many vices Served with Barack Obama Always barracking about Obama Lives in Delaware Lives in his own reality Presumptive nominee Presumed to have colluded with Russia No spring chicken Only eats fried chicken... Read more »

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SPOT THE DIFFERENCE 3801

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Fr. Ray Kelly Eoghan Murphy Man of the cloth Cloth ears Believes in a higher power Can’t believe he’s still in power Struggling with sidesteps Sidesteps awkward questions Didn’t impress the judges Hasn’t impressed anyone Adheres to papal infallibility Adheres to Leo Varadkar’s infallibility Works... Read more »

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SPOT THE DIFFERENCE 3724

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EOGHAN MURPHY SANTA EOGHAN MURPHY Will disappear after Christmas Will disappear after next election Hands out presents Has no presence Has a naughty list Has huge housing waiting lists Carries a massive sack Should be getting the sack

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StD 3723

José Mourinho Mick McCarthy Won Champions League Out of his league Sets ambitious goals Team can’t score goals Spent lots on players Players are completely spent Full of self-confidence Full of self-doubt Special One Surplus One in 2020 Managed throughout Europe Managed to blow automatic... Read more »

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SPOT THE DIFFERENCE 3722

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GENERAL FRANCO BORIS JOHNSON Remains exhumed Remains in the EU Starring role in Spanish Civil War Starring role in Brexit Civil War Fascist government Fatuous government Ruled with an iron fist Rules with a foot in his mouth Soldier Mercenary Disliked Basques Undoes basques Right-wing... Read more »

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SPOT THE DIFFERENCE 3720

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Incredible Hulk Boris Johnson You wouldn’t like him when he’s angry You wouldn’t like him Green-skinned Thin-skinned Hounded by a journalist Hounded by journalists Full of muscles Outmuscled by Supreme Court Ferocious temper Ferocious waffler Mild-mannered alter ego Ego is never mild Always rips his... Read more »

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SPOT THE DIFFERENCE 3717

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CARRIE LAM MICHAEL O’LEARY Acting like a puppet Acting like a muppet Leader of Hong Kong Behaves like King Kong Under pressure from Chinese government Under pressure from shareholders Responsible for controversial extradition bill Responsible for controversial baggage bills Wants to keep airport open Wants... Read more »

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SPOT THE DIFFERENCE 3715

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Diarmuid Connolly John Delaney Problems with visa No problems with visa card Back in the spotlight Fans in the dark Always kicking points Known for kicking for touch Popular with the Dubs Not popular with the PAC Put back in the Dublin team Put on... Read more »

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SPOT THE DIFFERENCE 3714a

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Mink Conor McGregor Kept in battery cages Keeps getting battered in cages Distinctive pelt Pelted bin at bus Hunted for fur Hunted by press Related to weasel Relates to Dana White Hides used for clothing Unable to hide from trouble Promoted as ideal fur brand... Read more »

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SPOT THE DIFFERENCE 3714

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PRINCESS HAYA MARY ROBINSON Royalty Acts like royalty Acts like Robbo’s friend Claims to be the princess’s best friend ever Wannabe horsewoman Wannabe stateswoman Really annoys Sheikh Mohammad Really annoys lots of people Considers herself more important than the other wives Considers herself more important... Read more »

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SPOT THE DIFFERENCE 3713

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Madonna Varadkar Shameless attention-seeking diva Shameless attention-seeking diva Obsessed with her public image Obsessed with his public image Latest record is a bit of a disaster Political record is a bit of a disaster Fond of adopting children Fond of adopting popular policies Loves to... Read more »

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SPOT THE DIFFERENCE 3712

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KATIE TAYLOR SHANE ROSS Boxes professionally Boxes clever  Impressed the judges Not impressed with judges Lives in Bray Always braying Wonder woman Wonders when government will collapse Estranged from father Estranged from Fine Gael  Medaled at Olympics Accused of meddling in FAI matters Undisputed champion... Read more »

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SPOT THE DIFFERENCE 3711

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TRUMP VLAD Shameless narcissistic self-publicist Shameless narcissistic self-publicist Planning a short visit to Ireland On a short visit to Government Buildings Advocate of shooting Advocate of shooting from the lip Likes to talk tough Likes to talk about himself History of lurid sex History of... Read more »

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SPOT THE DIFFERENCE 3709

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CRICKET IRELAND JOHN DELANEY Responsible for wickets Responsible for sticky wickets  Train batsmen Trained to bat away questions Once beat Pakistan Enjoying Indian summer Rain affects their matches His reign will never end Balls made of cork Makes a balls of everything Play one day... Read more »

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StD 3707

TENNIS BALL JOHN DELANEY Completely hollow  Completely hollow Appears on court Appeared in court Associated with rackets Always causing a racket Bouncy Bounced around the FAI Full of air Full of hot air Takes flight easily Will never take flight from Abbotstown Engineered to reduce... Read more »

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SPOT THE DIFFERENCE 3705

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KIM JONG UN DONALD TRUMP Took over from his father Took money from his father Has nuclear arsenal Talks out of his arse Close to China Close to Russia Avoided flying to Vietnam Avoided Vietnam War People are malnourished People accuse him of malfeasance Travels... Read more »

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SPOT THE DIFFERENCE 3704

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WILLIAM OF ORANGE MICHEÁL MARTIN Life-size statue discovered Discovered to be completely lifeless Born in the Netherlands Born yesterday Lifted siege in Derry Lifted siege against Simon Harris Associated with province of Orange Associated with red faces Married to Queen Mary Married to confidence and... Read more »

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SPOT THE DIFFERENCE 3703

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Nicolás Maduro Bono Loves socialism Loves himself Taxes wealth Taxes patience CIA want to kill him Taxman can’t bill him Inflation is a problem Inflated ego is a problem Friendly with Evo Morales Friendly with amoral capitalists Retains support of the military Retains support of... Read more »

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SPOT THE DIFFERENCE 3702

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Prince Philip Theresa May Ran out of road Running out of ideas Was behind the wheel Asleep behind the wheel Lost control momentarily Lost control permanently Couldn’t get out of ditch Tories can’t ditch her Halted by immovable barrier Halted by immovable DUP Was breathalysed... Read more »

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SPOT THE DIFFERENCE 3624

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KYLIE MINOGUE LEO VARADKAR Sells out concerts Sells out the poor Famous for gold pants Famous for being pants Cheesy music Cheesy administration Dated INXS singer Dated and excessive Spinning Around Spinning Appeared in Neighbours Appears out of his depth Shifted millions of records Shifted... Read more »

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StD 3623

Mohammed bin Salman John Delaney Chops heads off Head is on the block Speaks Arabic Speaks out of his Aarhus Intervened in Yemeni civil war Civil war about to erupt if he stays on Has issued death warrants Signed O’Neill’s and Keane’s death warrants Autocratic... Read more »

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SPOT THE DIFFERENCE – 3619

SERENA WILLIAMS ROY KEANE Smashed racket Causing a racket Inspired by Arthur Ashe Irritated by Harry Arter Infamous sister Infamous temper Coached from crowd Infamous temper  Lost a major tournament final Lost out on a major tournament Supports Colin Kaepernick Support is running out

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SPOT THE DIFFERENCE 3618

DECLAN RICE DREW HARRIS Outstanding central defending role Outstanding MI5 role No-nonsense right-footer No-nonsense left-footer Shooting skills in little doubt Shooting skills in some doubt Always runs for 90 minutes Always runs for cover Serious questions about his future Serious questions about his past Minister... Read more »

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POPE EOGHAN MURPHY Deals in miracles Needs miracles Delivers homily in Phoenix Park Moves homeless out of Phoenix Park Lots of people anointed Lots of people annoyed Prays to the Lord Prays to landlords

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Muhammad Ali Micheál Martin  Original name was Clay Currently his name is mud  Stung like a bee Stung by criticism  Refused to fight in Vietnam Pretends to fight Varadkar Convert to Islam Convert to populism Beat Sonny Liston Leadership is listing Heavyweight champion Lightweight chancer... Read more »

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LIONEL MESSI LEO VARADKAR Attacks the opposition Attacks the press Media are obsessed with him He’s obsessed with the media Out of the World Cup Out of his depth Compared to Maradona Compared to Trump Carries Argentinian team most of the time Carries gym clothes... Read more »

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TAX HAVEN PASCHAL DONOHOE Brass plaque operations Brass neck in operation Practises double Irish Practises double Dutch Light-touch regulation Soft-touch regulation Low headline rate Plenty of negative headlines No physical presence No presence whatsoever Use trusts Misused trust Flexible with corporate law Flexible with corporation... Read more »

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TRINITY COLLEGE TREE LEO VARADKAR Wooden Wooden Deep roots in Trinity College Shallow roots in Fine Gael Planted 170 years ago Plants self-serving stories in the media Toppled by disease Toppled Enda Kenny Covered in bark Barks at Independent Alliance Lots of leaves during the... Read more »

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StD3611

Kilauea Volcano Stephen Rae Destroys everything in its path Worked for INM Responsible for toxic emissions Responsible for Irish Independent Spewed out of the ground Spewed out garda propaganda Eventually turns to rock Eventually things turned rocky Part of earth’s core Part of Denis O’Brien’s... Read more »

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Spor the Difference 3610

Ayatollah Khamenei Tony O’Brien  Supreme leader Supreme stonewaller Unelected theocrat Unelected bureaucrat Believes he is infallible Believes he is infallible Lives in Iran Lives on another planet Wears turban Wore out his welcome Hates United States Hates Dáil committees Went to war with Iraq Went... Read more »

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StD-3608

CONOR McGREGOR RORY McILROY Major embarrassment Masters embarrassment Lost to Mayweather Lost fairweather fans Pulled a stroke Takes too many strokes Pulled a stroke Stuck in bunker Threw trash cans Threw away victory Has no UFC belts Has no green jacket Hybrid sports star Hybrid... Read more »

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Spot the Difference 3605

  Xi Jinping Michael D Higgins Abolished one-child policy Abolished one-term policy Expert on Great Wall  Expert on stonewalling Likes pandas Likes causing pandemonium  Has cracked down on dissidents Has cracked down on awkward questions Friends with Kim Jong-un Friends with Alan Kelly Writes questionable... Read more »

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STD-3604

Jacob Zuma Benjamin Netanyahu Hard grafter Hard grafter Grabbed power Grabs land Fought against apartheid Implemented apartheid Has fathered 20 known children Has fathered a decade of bitterness Accused of corruption Accused of war crimes Blames sun for drought Blames son for unpopularity Friends with... Read more »

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STD-Oprah-Miriam

  Oprah Winfrey Miriam O’Callaghan Net worth: $3bn Self-worth: Priceless Produces Dr Phil programme  Produces filler programming Pioneered self-help ideas  Pioneered self-serving ideas Army of loyal followers  Army of fawning journalists Media mogul Media manipulator Responsible for The Color Purple Responsible for red faces in... Read more »

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Mugabe & Higgins

  PRESIDENT MUGABE PRESIDENT HIGGINS Pain in the arse Staying in the Áras Many adversaries Many bad verses A despot of the world Spotted all over the world He once loved socialism He now loves socialising Wanted to extend power to Grace May want to... Read more »

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RAGNAR LOFTBROK MARTIN O’NEILL Bludgeoned opponents to death Bludgeons opponents to death Raided England’s coast Raided England’s lower divisions Desecrated monasteries Desecrated Aviva Stadium Interested in agriculture Interested in agricultural tactics Thrown into a pit of venomous snakes Works for the FAI Travelled as far... Read more »

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