June 4, 2026 Craic & Codology

Amnesty International has said that it is unlikely a lasting peace deal will be reached between John McGuirk and Gript Media anytime soon, following further explosive accusations. Conflict between the two mighty powers (surely ‘far-righty’? – Ed) erupted in March when McGuirk was sensationally suspended, shocking both of Gript’s readers. The situation has since deteriorated,… Read more »

June 4, 2026 Craic & Codology

There has been surprise expressed in political circles, after rumours surfaced that the coalition are considering approaching Leinster boss Leo Cullen about a possible ministerial role. With Cullen having overseen Leinster’s catastrophic implosion against Bordeaux, it’s felt he has shown all the necessary qualities for Irish political office. “Leinster’s quest for a first Champions Cup… Read more »

June 4, 2026 Craic & Codology

Science A: How much more pressure is required to dissolve Sinn Féin if the party is already in melt down? B: How long does it take for Bertie Ahern to freeze up after being told his diatribe on migrants has been filmed? Maths A: If six RTÉ radio presenters earn a combined total of €500,000… Read more »

June 4, 2026 Craic & Codology

FOREIGN AFFAIRS minister Helen McEntee has again promised to have the Occupied Territories Bill enacted within the coming weeks. She described the Government’s latest proposal as “visionary”, “ambitious” and “definitely going to happen promptly, oh yes”. Taoiseach Micheál Martin agreed, saying: “I can assure any left-wing troublemakers who accuse us of watering down this trailblazing… Read more »

June 4, 2026 Craic & Codology

by Al Gorithm POPE LEO has presented the first major teaching document of his papacy, warning that artificial intelligence needs to be “disarmed”. In his encyclical, Non-Magnifica Markas (“Zuckerberg is an avatar”), he compared historical slavery to emerging digital slaveries. Leo hit out at AI for exploiting humanity, denouncing the growing trend of toxic memes… Read more »

June 4, 2026 Craic & Codology

Name: Vladimir O’Shaughnessy Have you distributed subversive materials?: Shared footage of Kerry-Donegal brawl on Instagram Views on international warfare: Neutral in Shane Ross-Ryan Tubridy bust-up Past suspect political connections: Voted Fine Gael in by-election Have you shared questionable views online?: Predicted Leinster would walk Champions Cup final against Bordeaux

June 4, 2026 Craic & Codology

Exclusive to all newspapers Surely it was no coincidence that Ireland finally emerged into the full bloom of summer in the same week that the Social Democrats dramatically entered stage left in the theatre of Irish politics. Much like the legendary King Leonidas and Spartan armies of long ago, the mighty Soc Dems managed to… Read more »

June 4, 2026 Craic & Codology

Bertie Ahern ’Tis a very sad day for Ireland if we lambast a gifted man and a leader who gave so much to the country just because of a few words he uttered and which he undoubtedly didn’t mean anyway. There’s too much of dat kinda thing around at de moment! People need to loosen… Read more »

June 4, 2026 Craic & Codology

WHAT THEY SAY WHAT THEY MEAN We believe this game should go ahead We just wish we’d stop getting asked awkward questions People are entitled to their views And they keep making us look bad We’ve made our position clear We’re keeping the head down and praying it goes away It’s time to focus on… Read more »

June 4, 2026 Craic & Codology

by Phil Boots FIFA HAS forecast that the 2026 World Cup will be bigger and better than ever before. Federation president Slippery Infantino again defended its decision to award the major hosting rights to peace-loving America. “It’s vital to extend the reach of the beautiful business game to countries whose whole culture is based on… Read more »

June 4, 2026 Craic & Codology

The Taoiseach has issued a clarion call for the Sinn Féin leader to fall on her sword. Speaking to Government agents disguised as journalists, he claimed: “Her position is untenable! Finishing second in the Dublin Central by-election with a first party preference of 17.5% is laughable. She should do the honourable thing, but presumably shadowy… Read more »