Category: Craic & Codology

SHOCK AS PROTESTORS DON’T SET FIRE TO ANYTHING

July 25, 2024 Craic & Codology

There was a growing sense of alarm last night after anti-immigration protestors failed to riot or set fire to a planned site to house asylum seekers. As concern mounted in Government circles and amongst the Gardai, it is now generally acknowledged that as much as one week could elapse with anti-immigration protestors causing further outmayhem… Read more »

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BIDEN URGES MCILROY TO STEP BACK

July 25, 2024 Craic & Codology

President Joe Biden has expressed concerns about Rory McIlroy’s ability to continue at the highest level following a string of embarrassing performances. The US leader made the intervention following the Down man’s disastrous display at the British Open where he sensationally failed to make the cut, urging McIlroy to follow his lead and know when… Read more »

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JENNIFER CARROLL MACNEILL’S RADICAL MILITARY PLANS

July 25, 2024 Craic & Codology

IN A shock announcement last night, Minister of State for European Affairs Jennifer ‘Thatcher’ MacNeill, called for defence spending to be doubled to €3bn “so we can defend our borders from invasion”. She told reporters, “Putin and his fellow warmongers must be confronted before it is too late – which is why we should prepare… Read more »

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TRUMP SENDS BEST WISHES TO HALLGRIMSSON

July 25, 2024 Craic & Codology

Donald Trump has sent his best wishes to new Irish soccer boss Heimir Hallgrimsson, with the US presidential candidate acknowledging the steep challenges the Icelandic manager faces in his new role. Although Trump has so far been convicted of a felony and survived an assassination attempt in 2024, he insists the last six months have… Read more »

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THAT SOUTHGATE RESIGNATION STATEMENT

July 25, 2024 Craic & Codology

After a long emotional journey – most of it spent watching our midfield pass sideways and backwards – the time has now come to end my time as England boss, which saw me place a huge emphasis on traditional English football values, ie, failing to win a major trophy. It has also been a time… Read more »

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GOLDHAWK PROFILES SOME OF IRELAND’S OLYMPIC HOPEFULS

July 25, 2024 Craic & Codology

Simon Harris – Acrobatics Is expected to do extremely well in the acrobatics event owing to his ability to perform political stunts at the drop of a hat. His verbal gymnastics are unparalleled but serious doubts remain about his ability to get to grips with anything serious. Micheál Martin – Athletics Still giving his opponents… Read more »

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THOSE UPDATED CANINE REGULATIONS IN FULL

July 25, 2024 Craic & Codology

Housing: Darragh O’Brien will continue talking absolute bull (dog) Waste: Coalition always fouling up everything Grooming: More Fine Gael TDs getting their coats Temperament: Greens continue to lack any bite Microchipping: Jack Chambers looking completely lost Breeding: Government telling tall tails about budget Exercise: Rents and property prices continue to run amok

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VON DER LEYEN’S SECOND TERM FALLOUT

July 25, 2024 Craic & Codology

Luke ‘Ming’ Flanagan: Von der Liar is a total disgrace! Still no word about establishing a decent EU drugs strategy. In the interests of balance, though, she has a strong record on arming Ukraine and supporting mass murder in Gaza. Barry Cowen: Fianna Fáil don’t engage in cynical voting just to be as populist as… Read more »

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SHATTER ANNOUNCES LATEST EROTIC THRILLER

July 25, 2024 Craic & Codology

Former Minister, Alan Shatter, has announced his latest erotic novel, titled ‘Inheritance: Keeping It In The Family’. Extracts of the yarn, which recounts the story of one young woman struggling to get her hands on a semi, but instead being repeatedly screwed by the taxman, have been appearing in opinion pages recently.

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RESIDENTS OPPOSE GOOGLE’S PUB PLAN

July 25, 2024 Craic & Codology

Local residents have urged Dublin City Council to refuse Google Ireland’s plans for a new pub at the tech giant’s Boland’s Mill campus. “People fear that a new Google pub will attract gangs engaging in undesirable social media behaviour,” said a local householder. “Imagine all those software engineers talking excitedly in Google acronyms with their… Read more »

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HILLBILLY ELEGY, BY J.D. VANCE REVISITED – CHAPTER 3: THE SEARCH FOR FOOD.

July 25, 2024 Craic & Codology

The third Thursday was always the favourite day of the month. That was when we had chicken. Mawma would send me and my siblings out at dawn to walk the 65 miles to the nearest Ohio chicken farm, pausing only to nibble on some road signs or trees for breakfast on the way and taking… Read more »

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CARTOONS 4215-01

July 25, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4215-02

July 25, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4215-03

July 25, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4215-04

July 25, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4215-05

July 25, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4215-06

July 25, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4215-07

July 25, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4215-08

July 25, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4215-09

July 25, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4215-10

July 25, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4215-11

July 25, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4215-12

July 25, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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OZONE

July 25, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Ozone

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FESTY O’SEMTEX

July 25, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Festy O'Semtex

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CARTOONS 4215-13

July 25, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4214-01

July 11, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4214-02

July 11, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4214-03

July 11, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4214-04

July 11, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4214-05

July 11, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4214-06

July 11, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4214-07

July 11, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4214-08

July 11, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4214-09

July 11, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4214-10

July 11, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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