Craic & Codology

CIA programming 2FM schedules

CIA programming 2FM schedules

Following on from the Westlife CIA torture revelations, it has been further disclosed that the intelligence agency are programming the 2FM daytime schedules.

CIA programming  2FM schedules

CIA programming
2FM schedules

“The fact that 2FM tortures listeners with dross like Westlife, as well as presenters like Eoghan McDermott and Jennifer Maguire, is clear evidence that the station has been infiltrated by CIA agents,” said a confidential source. “This activity has been carried out over a number of years and reached a particularly barbaric level with the inclusion of Ryan Tubridy in the lineup at one point.”
However, legal action by traumatised Irish listeners has been ruled out. “The latest JNLR figures indicate that the audiences are fleeing in droves,”concluded the source. “So its impact will gradually dwindle – much like its relevance.”