Cuddly Michel de Loverly is to appear on Strictly Come Dancing following a poll of readers of Modern Man magazine. De Loverly, who plays bridge at the weekends with his granny, is said to be delighted with the good news.
De Loverly told Take A Break magazine, “I’ve always wanted to be on Strictly and I hope people will like me.” Meanwhile, Ryanair say profits are up thanks to Michael’s nice guy approach. A spokeswoman said, “We really miss telling people to f**k off at the gates but the money is better now. Michael will be signing copies of his new book, Nice Guys Can Win, at the Ladies’ Bowls Clubhouse, Nerdsworth Common this Sunday.”
