Craic & Codology


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RUSSIA AND THE USA have come to an agreement over bombing sorties in the Middle East. Tensions had escalated between the nations after Syria had agreed to allow Russia to ‘have a go at Isis’. However, President Obama was against this from the outset, saying that Russia shouldn’t be acting like world police.
Now it has been revealed that the two sides have reached an accord. Obama told reporters at the White House: “This is truly a historic day. We have reached a firm agreement with Russia and we will split the bombing duties equally. We’ll take hospitals and wedding celebrations, while the Russians can have schools and toy
factories. We’ll split shepherds between us. There’s plenty of bombing to go around, more than enough for two superpowers.”

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