Craic & Codology

Calls to bring Mannion to France

By Our Meteorological Staff

Pressure was growing on Republic of Ireland boss Martin O’Neill last night to include sensational weather star Teresa Mannion in his squad for next year’s European Championships. The calls to bring the Galway-based reporter to France follow her amazing performance in the televised confrontation with Hurricane Desmond recently. “We’re going to have to weather similar storms around our penalty box in France, with high balls raining down on us, waves of attacks, and nifty foreigners flooding the area with their free-flowing skills,” says one diehard fan. “When it comes to batting down the hatches, I’d have Mannion over McCarthy any day to get us out of trouble. She’s a very commanding figure and would tackle anything.”


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