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Cabinet: Thing you hide behind when a candidate comes round to the back door determined to see if you really are not at home. Constituent: Member of society known to harbour strong emotions of anger, disillusionment, cynicism and revenge. Candidate: Much smaller section of the population known to harbour strong sentiments of grandeur, egotism, vanity... Read more »

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