Craic & Codology

Unprecedented apocalypse if Irish Water abolished


By Cath O’Strophic Heaven, Hell and the Celtic gods of yore will rain down tongues of fire, unleash giant rats onto the streets and convert the seas to acid if Irish Water is abolished, according to legal opinion supplied to the beleaguered water agency. “And that’s just day one – expect plague, earthquakes and the... Read more »

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