SPOT THE DIFFERENCE

MIRIAM O’CALLAGHAN CLAIRE BYRNE
Totally convinced that she is RTÉ’s top presenter Totally convinced that she is RTÉ’s top presenter
Enormously high salary to prove it Enormously high salary to prove it
Loves to give politicians a good interrogating Loves to give politicians a good interrogating
Millions of children Catching up fast
Statuesque blonde ambition Statuesque blonde ambition
Plans to replace Michael D as president ASAP Plans to replace Miriam ASAP

TV Listings

  • Operation Transformation: Health and fitness programme. Ray D’Arcy along with a cast of nutritionists and fitness gurus do their level best to ‘transform’ RTÉ viewers into Netflix subscribers. Bad for your health.
  • A Series of Unfortunate Events — Children’s programme.
    Orphaned by its power-sharing executive, Northern Ireland finds itself in the care of two governments, both wholly disinterested in its welfare. Tediously predictable.