|MIRIAM O’CALLAGHAN||CLAIRE BYRNE|
|Totally convinced that she is RTÉ’s top presenter||Totally convinced that she is RTÉ’s top presenter|
|Enormously high salary to prove it||Enormously high salary to prove it|
|Loves to give politicians a good interrogating||Loves to give politicians a good interrogating|
|Millions of children||Catching up fast|
|Statuesque blonde ambition||Statuesque blonde ambition|
|Plans to replace Michael D as president ASAP||Plans to replace Miriam ASAP|
- Operation Transformation: Health and fitness programme. Ray D’Arcy along with a cast of nutritionists and fitness gurus do their level best to ‘transform’ RTÉ viewers into Netflix subscribers. Bad for your health.
- A Series of Unfortunate Events — Children’s programme.
Orphaned by its power-sharing executive, Northern Ireland finds itself in the care of two governments, both wholly disinterested in its welfare. Tediously predictable.