Craic & Codology

Those New iPhone 7 features

  • Fits even more easily down the back of the sofa without you knowing.
  • Works under water up to 500m for 40 minutes or until you drown.
  • Reinforced screen means great new range of games such as hockey, hurling and road bowling can be enjoyed without breakage.
  • Empties your wallet.
  • Smoother edges mean easier and faster excretion by your dog.
  • Can be used to make and receive phone calls (subject to suitable locations and conditions.)
  • Extra-life battery enables you to avoid joining in conversations for three hours longer