SPOT THE DIFFERENCE

SIMON COVENEY LEO VARADKAR
Highly ambitious grey man in suit Highly ambitious gay man in suit
Tediously smug and smarmy Tediously smug and flashy
Keen on shameless self-promotion Keen on shameless self-promotion
Never shoots from the hip Always shoots from the lip
Resents anyone invading his privacy Resents anyone invading his publicity
On course for mission impossible On course for mission implausible