Craic & Codology

Those Charleton Tribunal Terms of Reference in full

  • Drag the lot of them in
  • Drag the other crowd in too
  • Have a right go at someone and smile
  • Peer over spectacles while staring very intently at someone
  • Scribble stuff down
  • Open a window, for God’s sake!
  • Lunch
  • I’ll have the grouse with a Chardonnay
  • Repeat as above
  • Sign the Invoice (NB)
  • Taxi to the Four Courts, my good man…