- Waterworld, TV3, 10PM: The scions of two ancient political dynasties do battle in a dystopian future. Expect grandstanding, narcissism of small differences and general dreariness. Predictable.
- Blue Bloods, RTÉ One, 11:30PM: Drama series. This action-packed series captures the thrills and spills of garda life. Watch our cast of characters as they slander, smear and leak their ways to the top. Nauseating.
HEALY-RAE RHODODENDRON MENACE