Due to an anticipated reconfiguration of personnel and procedures, vacancies are expected at all rank levels in the near future. Can you count to at least a million? Are you committed to the highest degree of integrity at all times? Have you a neck not unlike a jockey’s b**locks? Could you recognise Clare Daly if... Read more »

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