Redwater – 9pm, RTÉ One:
Brit soap opera couple Charles and Camilla travel to a sleepy Irish village to find out how the Éire are doing. Rings are kissed and arses licked in this thoroughly embarrassing outing from the grovelling natives.
The Meaning of Life with Gay Byrne – 10pm, RTÉ 2:
Controversial religious programme. God is in the hot seat this week as he explains to Gaybo why he lost his belief in Stephen Fry. He tells Gay: “Blasphemy doesn’t bother me at all. No, Fry is just a wanker.”