- WHAT IS IT? – A contrived team of mercenaries playing rugby
- BUT WILL ANY IRISH PLAYERS BE INVOLVED? – Did you seen the Pro12 semis and final?
- WHO ARE THEY PLAYING? – The AIG Blacks from New Zealand, rugby’s equivalent of the Dublin footballers
- HOW IMPORTANT IS IT, ACCORDING TO SKY SPORTS? – More important than anything in the history of the world ever
- WHY DO THEY DO IT? – For the money
- CAN I AVOID IT? – Yes, have a lie in or go for a walk
GOLDHAWK’S GUIDE TO TEMPLEMORE