Craic & Codology

North Korea’s latest projects

FOLLOWING their successful missile tests, North Korean scientists have revealed some other cutting-edge programmes they’ve been working on, including:

  • VHS recorder
  • Paraffin oil lamps
  • Ulster Scots dictionary
  • Fidget Spinners
  • The new U2 album
  • Next guest on Saturday Night with Miriam
  • Poolbeg incinerator
  • Jobstown garda note taker
  • Artistic director of Harry Crosbie street theatre
  • Pay by weight bin charges
  • Rural broadband
  • Labour Party political strategist