Craic & Codology

Ozone 3519

Ozone 3519

IN A SHOCKING new twist to the crises in An Garda, it is claimed that hundreds of rank and file members were “forced to police outdoors” because senior management wanted to prove they were running a real police force.
The astonishing claim comes from a Midlands-based Templemore recruit, who says he and his colleagues were “made to go out even if it was raining or dark or if you had half the snack box left.
“If we’d been allowed stay in by the heater, there would have been no stupid breath testing falsifying which we didn’t do even if we did. It was the big shots that done it. It’s all their fault, so it is!”
Meanwhile in Cork, a Garda veteran says he “cannot be blamed for anything” because he “mentally resigned” from the force in 2003. “So I was a member but I actually wasn’t, if you see what I mean. Of course that suited senior management just fine!”