Craic & Codology

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STD-Oprah-Miriam

 

Oprah Winfrey Miriam O’Callaghan
Net worth: $3bn Self-worth: Priceless
Produces Dr Phil programme  Produces filler programming
Pioneered self-help ideas  Pioneered self-serving ideas
Army of loyal followers  Army of fawning journalists
Media mogul Media manipulator
Responsible for The Color Purple Responsible for red faces in Fianna Fáil
May run for president May regret running for president
Help put Obama in office Wants to put Michael D out of office