Craic & Codology

Those DUP policy shifts

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The DUP has unveiled some new policies to attract and retain its (apparently) new-found nationalist/republican voters:

  • Fish in Lough Foyle can identify as British or Irish
  • Gregory Campbell to acknowledge earth is no longer flat
  • DUP to lift ban on use of pot pourri in its offices
  • Sammy Wilson to start eating basmati rice
  • Londonderry to be renamed Irishtown
  • Arlene Foster to wear Fermanagh jersey
  • Belfast Newsletter to refer to Theresa May as Theresa Bealtaine