Craic & Codology

THAT HSE €30M WINTER PLAN

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THE Minister for Health has promised to solve hospital overcrowding this winter by introducing a “new and innovative approach”.

Winter Plan (in full)

n Sick people to remain at home during the cold winter months
n Wrap up warm and watch Casualty and Doctors on TV
n Fast-track treatment for people who bring their own bed
n Increased focus on acute facilities/cute pictures of Minister Harris

(That’s quite enough Winter Plan – Ed.)


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