Craic & Codology

REFERENDUM ON THE UNITED KINGDOM’S MEMBERSHIP OF THE EUROPEAN UNION

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Should the UK remain a member of the EU?
YES [ ]  NO [ ]

Are you absolutely sure, seeing as the earlier referendum was such a total fiasco?
YES [ ] NO [ ]

Should the UK adapt the Norway option, allowing everyone to live in Norway, where people are much better off?
YES [ ] NO [ ]

Should UK voters adapt the Canada-plus plan to finally escape the utter boredom of Brexit by moving to Canada?
YES [ ] NO [ ]

Should Mrs Mayhem drive off a cliff and set new date for third referendum?
YES [ ] NO [ ]