Craic & Codology

THAT ST PATRICK’S PARADE

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1st Driverless Caravan
Peter Casey, Liam Neeson, Ivan Yates, taxi drivers and assorted populist pundits

3rd Ecumenical Bandwagon
Mr Fintan Tool, Mrs Mary McAleese, Ms Mary Robinson and Ms Sharia O’Connor

4th-Rate Stretch Limousine
Lifesize cardboard cut-out figures of 32 smirking government ministers currently abroad on urgent business in various exotic hot-spots
(That’s enough parade. Ed.)


MINISTERS BUSY EN ROUTE TO ST PATRICK’S DAY POSTINGS

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