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Non-Starters Waffle with Syrup Creep Suzettes Baloney (on a bed of Savoury Lies) From the Gravy Train Tripe (on pig’s back) Selection of Porkies Steamed up Has-Beans Grilled Opposition Tikka (whole lotta nerve) Rich Pickings Off the Trolley Fruits (of office) Butter-up Pudding with Fudge Sauce Jammy Dodgers Humble Pie (off) To Drink Red-face Whines
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