Craic & Codology

THOSE SCHOOL GENDER DIRECTIVES

male and female sign gender
  • History to be replaced by theirstory
  • Manholes on premises to be designated personholes
  • Geography to avoid focusing on any one place in favour of a more fluid approach
  • Pink salmon and bluefin tuna to be replaced on school menu with grey mullet
  • Biology to be banned
  • Chemistry to avoid reference to any pH less than or greater than 7
  • Grammar studies to focus only on acceptable use of pronouns
  • Gym classes to be limited to walking on eggshells

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