Micheál Martin Wally the walrus Refuses to walk the plank Climbed onto a boat Hard neck Thick skin No friends in cabinet No friends to play with Adrift in the polls Drifted on an iceberg Full of blather Full of blubber Completely toothless Sharp tusks Struggling to stay afloat Prolific swimmer

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