SANTA CLAUS BORIS JOHNSON Works one day per year Works one day per year Loves cookies Always taking the biscuit Covered in soot Covered in sleaze Has a long list Has a long list of scandals Knows every child Doesn’t know all his children Comes down the chimney Popularity has gone up in smoke

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