ALL-PURPOSE TRUMP TAKE

Date: January 29, 2026 - Craic & Codology

TRUMP ASLEEP

TRUMP ASLEEP


Exclusive by all political hacks With his latest calming/incendiary speech, there can be no doubt Donald Trump has lowered the political temperature/plunged the globe into World War III. By striking a more conciliatory tone/threatening to invade half the globe, the US president has reassured traditional allies/sent international governments into meltdown. This latest dramatic twist has… Read more »

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