METRO SAYS AI WILL MAKE DERMOT DESMOND OBSOLETE

Date: August 21, 2025 - Craic & Codology

Dermot Desmond

Dermot Desmond


The proposed Dublin Metro has said that developments in AI will soon make Dermot Desmond unnecessary, as the rapidly evolving technology more perfectly mimics self-obsessed billionaires who love the sound of their own voices. “We’re working on an AI driven by rampant egotism,” said the Metro. “It’s completely shrill and insufferable, so it’s likely to… Read more »

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