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Enda’s Story – The newsletter of St Enda’s Special School
Enda-School A message from the Principal   Flying into the US last week, I passed the Statue of Liberty with its famous inscription: “Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore.” Americans seem to... Read more »

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Travellers to recognise politicians
SYMBOLIC MOVE: Although they are already largely protected under the law, supporters say the move to recognise TDs will ensure dignity for the often-misrepresented political community. By Our Political Staff, Martin Wail REPRESENTATIVES of the Travelling community have taken the historic step of recognising Ireland’s... Read more »

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THOSE RAY D’ARCY BAI COMPLAINTS (Vol 1)
Partially to blame for overcrowding in pubs on Saturday nights He’s not Gay In fact, he’s miserable Bus driver refuses to switch him off Caused my grandad to fall asleep at the wheel Has been talking shite for about 200 years! Don’t forget the wage... Read more »

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SPOT THE DIFFERENCE
SIMON COVENEY LEO VARADKAR Highly ambitious grey man in suit Highly ambitious gay man in suit Tediously smug and smarmy Tediously smug and flashy Keen on shameless self-promotion Keen on shameless self-promotion Never shoots from the hip Always shoots from the lip Resents anyone invading... Read more »

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Health minister issues tetanus warning
LAMBASTED: A Blueshirt knife-sharpener seen here with a practice kill HEALTH minister Simon Harris has urged the public to protect themselves against tetanus by availing of a free vaccination. The Wicklow TD made the appeal as dozens of Fine Gael politicians contracted lockjaw as a... Read more »

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TRUMP-KENNY MENU
donald-trump Toady-in-the-Hole Baloney with Crispy Fried Poodles Brown-nose Bread and Butter-up Tripe and Corny Dogs (backbone removed) on a bed of Lettuce-In * * * Suckling-Up-To-Trump Pig Chicken-Out and Duck-Issues Enda-for-the-Chop Soon Suey * * * Syrup and Waffle To drink: Chateau Sycofantion and a Selection... Read more »

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‘Embarrassing win the final straw for Adams’
UNDER PRESSURE: Adams, pictured here after Sinn Féin’s historic win, was clearly a man under stress PRESSURE is growing on Gerry Adams to resign following his party’s humiliating victory in the Northern Assembly election. Sinn Féin recorded a big increase in its share of the... Read more »

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RTÉ zones in on tribunal coverage
RTÉ has reacted to permission to televise the Charleton Tribunal with a major restructuring of its schedule aimed at reflecting the historic relevance of the occasion. The new programmes guide will include the following: Operation Transformation: Watch as a new line-up of senior gardaí sweat... Read more »

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Those Charleton Tribunal Terms of Reference in full
Drag the lot of them in Drag the other crowd in too Have a right go at someone and smile Peer over spectacles while staring very intently at someone Scribble stuff down Open a window, for God’s sake! Lunch I’ll have the grouse with a... Read more »

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