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Donald Trump’s six nations alternative facts
Donald Trump   Scotland game was rigged, bigly They are going to pay for that, I promise Ireland can still win the Grand Slam Johnny Sexton is 100% fit It was a toe injury, not a concussion, definitely not concussion, got that?

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Paisley ‘hoping to join Sinn Féin’ shock!
SMASHING NEWS: Paisley Jr’s desision marks a slight departure from his father’s more exuberant brand of politics. By Chuck E R Law IN ANOTHER stunning development in Northern Irish politics, DUP MP Ian Paisley Jr has revealed that he “would love to join Sinn Féin... Read more »

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Ticket tout recalls first U2 windfall
CUSHTY: This totally legitimate businessman was already having a great year after making a killing on Euros tickets A DUBLIN city centre ticket tout has exclaimed his delight after U2’s Croke Park concert sold out in minutes, bringing memories of the old days flooding back.... Read more »

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PAPAL BULL(ETIN)
Pope Francis HOLA! BUENO sera, amigos. Si, it’s your humble Supreme Pontiff greeting each and every one of the millions of pope-pickers worldwide in all-consuming love and deep compassion. All except those abominable minions of Satan whose unspeakable evil must surely stop them from sleeping at night.... Read more »

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THERESA MAY LAYS DOWN HER BREXIT POLICY
AS WE increasingly set into motion the UK’s strategy for leaving the European Union it is important to stress that Britain is not leaving Europe, just the Union bit of it. And let me categorically state that in disengaging from the commercial, cultural and legal... Read more »

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11 POINTS ON IRELAND FROM BRITISH PM’S SPEECH
There will be no hard border between the Republic and the North unless there is Lads who don’t make it into England squads can still declare for Ireland RTÉ to continue to imitate BBC ideas for light entertainment shows Bob Geldof can go home any... Read more »

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An Apology
By Kevin ‘Kevo’ O’Sullivan IN COMMON with other newspapers, we may unwittingly have given the impression that by electing Arlene Foster as leader, the DUP had shown itself to be enlightened and forward-looking. For a short period last year, it seemed that the party had... Read more »

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Saint Martin retires
St Martin de McGuinness I.R.A. is the Prior of Provisional Sinn Féin. He was beatified by Pope Gerry of Adame some years ago and canonised by the media in 2017. He is a patron of barbers, innkeepers, public health workers, unemployed shirt makers, freedom fighters,... Read more »

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CLINTON: TRUMP PRESIDENCY A FLUID SITUATION
DEFEATED US presidential candidate Hillary Clinton has urged her supporters to get behind the presidency of Donald Trump. SPEAKING to reporters in New York, Mrs Clinton said: “The American people have made their bed and I hate to think they would look upon me as... Read more »

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TRUMP’S PLAN TO SAVE THE WORLD REVEALED
I run for the presidency ✔ I win the Republican or Democrat nomination I don’t care which ✔ I win the contest bigly ✔ Everyone hates me ✔ They hate me so much they start to bury their differences ✔ The whole world unites to get rid of me before... Read more »

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