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Agar Selalu Menang Main Poker Online, Lakukan Hal Berikut Ini
Agar Selalu Menang Main Poker Online, Lakukan Hal Berikut Ini! Memenangkan permainan poker online tentu saja akan sangat mudah untuk kamu lakukan. Yang penting dalam hal ini kamu paham mengenai apa saja yang perlu untuk dilakukan dalam permainan poker online. Disamping itu, ada beberapa hal... Read more »

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THOSE ‘Non-Triers’ IN FULL
article default Not Bothered: 10-1 shot, fancied in last two outings but faded over last furlong Couldn’t Be Arsed: 2-1 favourite on last run before pulling up with line in sight Lazy Bones: 15-1, in with a shout but not a stayer Not A Fan Of The... Read more »

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Goldhawk’s Grand National Guide
horses In recognition of yet another exciting Irish Grand National, the Phoenix looks back at the big winners and losers. Gerald’s Fancy This world-famous stable has always had a reputation for pulling fine fillies out of thin air. This was the case when trainer Kean romped... Read more »

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TV Listings
TV guide RTÉ2; 9pm – Body Shopping: Cosmetic surgery programme. Watch brave south Dubliners take the plunge and piss their savings away on expensive procedures. Gory. BBC1; 10pm – Songs of Praise: Live from the celebrations at Green Party HQ after Trevor Sargent’s decision to pack in... Read more »

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Enda’s Story – The newsletter of St Enda’s Special School
Enda-School A Message from the Principal Just when we thought Trexit (see below) was the worst thing we had to worry about in this part of the world, now it seems we’re under threat of nuclear war, and that even our local, Trump-owned golf course, Doombeg,... Read more »

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Ireland’s Best Places to Work – No:3 INM
Mission Statement Ethics? Don’t make us laugh Corporate History Independent News & Media is the market-leading media company in Ireland, creating print and digital content designed to engage with our audience. All that changed in 2012 when Denis O’Brien became its largest shareholder, a position he... Read more »

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RUGGER BUGGERS ‘NOT THAT INTO SOCCER’ SHOCK!
Irish Rugby THE AVERAGE rugby fan tells at least 15 people per week that he’s “not into the soccer”, according to a new study. The study also shows that the “not into the soccer” line is mostly used when a player is down pretending to be injured.... Read more »

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Dangerous O’Leary emissions reach new heights
by Fred Fossil ENVIROMENTALISTS have warned that the latest studies show “time is fast running out” to curb the “dangerous emissions” from Ryanair boss Michael O’Leary if the planet is to be saved. “In the last five minutes the levels of hot air and putrid... Read more »

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New £1 coin does not feature Northern Ireland
Lord Mint of Polo ONLY a few short weeks after the new £1 coin was issued in the UK, a new £1 coin is to be issued. Minister for Coinage Lord Mint of Polo explained why. “The new £1 coin will be smaller than the... Read more »

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SPOT THE DIFFERENCE
  MICHAEL O’LEARY DANNY HEALY-RAE Head in the clouds Head in the clods Doesn’t believe in climate change boll**ks Doesn’t believe in change of any sort Global warming does not exist “And if it does, it’s jusht another of them Dublin conspiracies” “It’s all a... Read more »

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Medical Matters
This week Dr Alan Shatter delivers a prognosis on why some ailments drag on and on and on and on… AS A doctor people often say to me, “why does it sometimes take so long for problems to be diagnosed? Of course the answer is... Read more »

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Topical Words – Compiled by Dick Shunery
dictionary An occasional service to Phoenix readers explaining the meaning of certain words that have suddenly become newsworthy. This week: ‘RAE’ The Urban Dictionary defines RAE as follows:- Very attractive, sexy, considerate and adorable. Hopeless (They got that bit right! – Ed) romantic, Rae will always tell... Read more »

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LIONS TOUR JARGON BUSTER
Fantasy Rugby – Gerry Thornley’s pre-match predictions Bolters – Eager hacks filing 10 new Lions articles daily “Ultimate honour” – Contractually obligatory soundbite from all players Japes – What the English lads were up to when arrested by New Zealand police “Four Nations coming together”... Read more »

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Joy as UEFA joins John Delaney
GREAT SCORE: Delaney and English are known for their reserved and graceful behaviour when out in public THERE were wild celebrations across Europe last night as news broke that UEFA was joining John Delaney. The football organisation was accepted into the FAI chief’s world where... Read more »

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Nóirín O’Sullivan’s United front
BUST UP: O’Sullivan said she identified with the bloodied passenger who was removed from his position kicking and screaming GARDA COMMISSIONER Nóirín O’Sullivan has condemned the decision of United Airlines staff to forcibly remove a high flyer from his position. Dr David Dao was dragged... Read more »

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Alan Shatter’s favourites
Favourite food: Sour grapes Favourite film: True Lies Favourite TV show: The Commish Favourite song: Thorn In My Side, The Eurythmics Favourite book: Clear and Present Danger Favourite musical instrument: Recorder Favourite animal: Weasel

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