Category: Funnies

LET’S PUT THE SHOW ON RIGHT HERE!

Funnies, 22 May 2019

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BOG CUTTINGS

Funnies, 21 May 2019

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His trousers ‘simply fell off’ A JUDGE in Strabane has suggested that a Sion man buy a new pair of trousers after the defendant was convicted of indecent behaviour. Deputy District Judge Trevor Browne was dealing with the “highly unusual” case of Brendan McLaughlin (37) of Alexandra Place. The court heard that McLaughlin had been… Read more »

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Funnies, 21 May 2019

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DESPERATION CORNER

Funnies, 20 May 2019

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HOT AIR BRIGADE: THE IRISH MAIL ON SUNDAY

Funnies, 20 May 2019

Vogue Williams doing her bit to save the planet. 

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Funnies, 19 May 2019

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Funnies, 16 May 2019

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Funnies, 15 May 2019

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Funnies, 14 May 2019

‘Legislation to stop harassment and stalking to go before Dáil’ – The Irish Times today. Squire Hockey would surely agree…

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DARAGH O’FLAHERTY’S PRIORITIES?

Funnies, 14 May 2019

If Galway City Council hopeful Daragh O’Flaherty gets to implement his 8 priorities, the county could become chaotic. 

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HOT AIR BRIGADE: SINDO ‘LIVING’

Funnies, 13 May 2019

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Funnies, 9 May 2019

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Funnies, 8 May 2019

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PLUGGED IN

Funnies, 7 May 2019

The Sunday Business Post: May 6th 

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Funnies, 7 May 2019

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Funnies, 5 May 2019

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Funnies, 4 May 2019

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Funnies, 3 May 2019

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Funnies, 3 May 2019

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IN PRAISE OF GERRY’S GIRLS

Funnies, 1 May 2019

Goldhawk had previously got by without being exposed to “Ireland’s Kardashians”, the late Gerry Ryan’s three daughters. Thankfully, the Irish Mail On Sunday’s ‘Magazine’ stepped up last weekend to remind shed some light on the siblings. The article told through the lens of the Instagram accounts of  three girls – Lottie, Bonnie and Babette. Journalist… Read more »

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EURO ELECTION DIARY #1

Euro Election Specials 2019, Funnies, 1 May 2019

  With an unprecedented number of new candidates in the running, Irish politics is set for a fresh injection of new blood. The first of many hard lessons came early as the experienced and wily covered the country in posters a day before the law permits. In other rule flouting news, ESB Networks have issued… Read more »

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COMPETITION WINNER

Funnies, 26 April 2019

Congratulations to Graham Saunders! The winner of our photo caption competition. Graham you’ve won 4 Flexi Tickets* for the Punchestown Festival Reserved Enclosure + €100 spending money!

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WHAT IS PATRICK MULLINS SAYING TO WILLIE MULLINS?

Funnies, 24 April 2019

Last chance to enter Goldhawk’s caption competition. Simply follow to the link to be in with a chance of winning 4 Flexi Tickets* for the Punchestown Festival Reserved Enclosure + €100 spending money!

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BOG CUTTINGS

Funnies, 22 April 2019

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Fishy business A TYRONE man accused of assault became angered with the prosecutor’s line of questioning in East Tyrone Magistrates Court, demanding to know, “Are you making a cod of me?” John Thomas Cassidy from Killyfaddy Road, Moy, and his son, Ryan Cassidy, Drumarg Park, Armagh, were both accused of assaulting a man delivering water… Read more »

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THE HOT AIR BRIGADE

Funnies, 20 April 2019

Louise O'Neill

As a human being, the disconnect between how I see myself and how I’m seen by those around me can feel almost dehumanising, like my sense of self is splitting. Louise O’Neill, Irish Examiner, submitted by reader Read more from the Hot Air Brigade here. 

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BOG CUTTINGS: MAN JAILED FOR THEFT OF 37 LIPSTICKS

Funnies, 17 April 2019

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A 59-year old man has been sent to prison for stealing 37 lipsticks from a pharmacy.  Silvi Lliev of 7/10 Upper Gardiner St, Dublin, appeared before Sligo District Court where he pleaded guilty to stealing the lipsticks from Cara Pharmacy, Quayside Shopping Centre on April 13th, 2018.  The Bulgarian man was viewed on CCTV stealing… Read more »

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FROM THE ARCHIVE: TIGER WOODS

Funnies, 15 April 2019

Tiger Woods is back in the headlines for all the right reasons this time, his other claim to fame saw him appear on the front cover of The Phoenix back in 2014.  You can peer across all of our covers stretching back 36 years here for free. 

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BOG CUTTINGS: Shouting and roaring profanities

Funnies, 12 April 2019

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A 36 YEAR-OLD scaffolder has paid a €300 contribution to Cashel District Court poor box for shouting and roaring at another man in Cashel town centre late at night.  Read more in the latest issue here. And you can peer at previous cuttings from the bog here for free. 

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BOG CUTTINGS:

Funnies, 10 April 2019

Sligo Champion, submitted by reader. 

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WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN JOHN DELANEY AND A TENNIS BALL?

Funnies, 10 April 2019

As former FAI chief executive John Delaney heads to the Oireachtas Committee on Transport, Tourism and Sport today to answer a few questions about that hundred grand. Goldhawk wonders if you can spot the difference between him and a tennis ball. 

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