June 13, 2024 Craic & Codology

Ryanair boss Michael O’Leary has criticised the Government’s proposal to fine airlines that carry undocumented passengers. The outspoken CEO believes that the coalition’s proposal could have a very negative impact on the aviation industry and set a dangerous precedent. “I’m deeply uncomfortable with people having to pay fines and fees that I didn’t dream up…. Read more »

June 13, 2024 Craic & Codology

Geography Q) Suggest 10 secluded locations, well away from Government Buildings, where large numbers of asylum seekers could be safely hidden from view for long periods of time. Home Economics Q) Using these basic ingredients, create a recipe for disaster: simmering hot water, the DUP, disillusioned voters, any unsavoury leftovers. Economics Q) If the costs… Read more »

June 13, 2024 Craic & Codology

Mary Lou McDonald Has come in for heavy criticism over her inability to score in front of an open goal and debate has intensified over whether she should be substituted. Hesitancy over whether to lead with her left or right on immigration has meant penalties at the ballot box. Enoch Bourke Currently paying the penalty… Read more »

June 13, 2024 Craic & Codology

Simon Harris has hit out at the absence of protestors at a public speech, describing the peaceful and undramatic event as “a new low in Irish politics”. With members of the Burke family and sundry other protestors not in attendance, Harris was left to complete his speech in “a bruising atmosphere of total silence”. “That… Read more »

June 13, 2024 Craic & Codology

9am: The Golden Hour – classic hits from the period when presenters weren’t fleeing the station Midday: Call-In Special – station owners from the commercial sector ring in and make bids for 2FM 2pm: 2FM Isn’t For Sale – spokesman explains why we’re still a vital youth station for the vibrant 60-85-year-old demographic 5pm: Do… Read more »

June 13, 2024 Craic & Codology

To establish the facts and learn lessons from the Irish Government’s excellent response to the pandemic. Health ministers to be fully exonerated – at least until Stephen Donnelly took over. Harris and Vlad in no way accountable for their assured handling of the crisis. Note that they both followed the science (of polling). Scrutiny of… Read more »

June 13, 2024 Craic & Codology

Open-Top Rainbow Bus Former senator David Norris, Bambi Thug, Panti Bliss and TV’s Sammy Sausages Inflatable ‘Irish Times’ Bandwagon Countless hacks fighting to be seen flying the flag Alternative Straight Pride Minibus Enoch Burke supporters, protesting rural councillors etc. Eco-warrior Bicycle Mr Eamon Ryan Mobile Marquee Undisclosed number of asylum seekers Turbo-charged Garda Van Commissioner… Read more »

June 13, 2024 Craic & Codology

♦ Israel needs to stop bombing immediately ♦ We really bloody mean it this time ♦ There’s too much at stake (ie voters in key battleground stakes turning against me) ♦ I’m going to get angry with Netanyahu if this continues…although he’s not answerable to me Er, that’s it. (That’s enough Biden – Ed.)

June 13, 2024 Craic & Codology

We have listened closely to the message the Irish people have sent with these election results. Now is not the time for knee-jerk reactions, although any disappointing campaigns were clearly down to party HQ and nothing to do with me personally. The task now is to get on with the vital work of Government, such… Read more »

May 30, 2024 Craic & Codology

100% of poll respondents sick to the back teeth of polls.

May 30, 2024 Craic & Codology

I firmly believe I give voice to an under-represented demographic in Brussels – lads who like skinning up a spliff and listening to some trip-hop. In my experience, getting stoned has many parallels with European politics, including rambling speeches, memory loss (many MEPs forget their election pledges), sleepiness and food cravings, which many MEPs satisfy… Read more »

May 30, 2024 Craic & Codology

Fianna Fáil leader Micheál Martin has denied claims from some disgruntled MEP candidates that he has clear favourites among those seeking election. “It’s not true at all,” said Micheál. “I wish Barry, Lisa and the other one nothing but the best on polling day.”

May 30, 2024 Craic & Codology

Have decided to venture into the realm of social media, despite it being a cesspit of liberal decadence. Undoubtedly, immigration is a key issue facing Europe, with many windbag politicians somehow escaping detection before they end up on the national airwaves. It’s time for a mature discussion of how we rid the media of tiresome… Read more »

May 30, 2024 Craic & Codology

Tackling Government Waste Replace massive government overspend and waste in the Dublin area with massive government overspend and waste throughout rural Ireland. Climate Matters Ireland’s farmers allowed to do whatever they like without any interference whatsoever from those Green Party weirdos. The Curse of Immigration Confront left-wing snowflake liberals denying decent Irish citizens their basic… Read more »

May 30, 2024 Craic & Codology

European winners Lynn Boylan Passionate environmentalist who has spoken out about the dangers of fast fashion, particularly the damage caused by Sinn Féin flip-flops. Barry Cowen Promises to be the voice of farmer and emphasised his commitment to the beef with Micheál Martin. Cynthia Ní Mhurchú Introduced the world to Riverdance back in 1994 but… Read more »

May 30, 2024 Craic & Codology

IN A mould-breaking speech last night, Niall Boylan clarified his vision for “a humane Europe” and insisted that the newly established Independent Ireland party fully supports the rights of genuine asylum-seekers “if there really are any out there”. The controversial broadcaster told several family members: “We are extremely proud to represent the marginalised, ie populist… Read more »

May 30, 2024 Craic & Codology

May 30, 2024 Craic & Codology

Simon Harris Like everyone else who didn’t know the charismatic rugby star and entrepreneur, I looked at Dr O’Reilly’s Wikipedia page and eagerly read about his meteoric rise at such a young age. The bit about his downfall was harrowing though. President Michael D Despite Sir Anthony’s many business deals, sycophantic friends, remarkable vanity and… Read more »

May 30, 2024 Craic & Codology

Leinster Rugby Dad Cares deeply about climate change and wants to see more environmental initiatives rolled out over the next few years. However, he is deeply traumatised by the deposit return scheme as it serves as a constant reminder of Leinster bottling it. Independent Ian Not an actual person but is merely reflecting the thoughts… Read more »

May 30, 2024 Craic & Codology

@unamullally Biggest issue facing the country these elections is squeezed op-ed columnists. Was in Tara Street the other day and dozens of them wandering around outside Irish Times building, jostling to get their takes published. #Tragic @FintanTool @unamullally Couldn’t agree more! Hard to understand why more people don’t want to read Batty Sheridan and Pat… Read more »

May 30, 2024 Craic & Codology

There continues to be widespread shock and disbelief in Irish broadcasting circles after a 24-hour period elapsed without any resignations from RTÉ. Following on from the exits of Doireann Garrihy, Jennifer Zamparelli and the 2 Johnnies, it was assumed there would continue to be a tsunami of departures from Montrose. Media experts believe many of… Read more »