Craic & Codology


Security forces say Ireland is under a growing threat of more bomb hoaxes as more and more people find jobs they don’t like. “The Intel incident was just the tip of the iceberg”, says one senior security expert. “There is massive discontent out there, especially with early starters. We’re seeing dozens of young men cancelling taxis and deliberately missing buses every day. All the signs point to another Intel at any time.”
Fianna Fáil leader Micheál Martin says government policies are to blame for the threat. “This is what happens when you create tens of thousands of jobs that nobody likes”, says the former health minister. “Fianna Fáil could never stand accused of such insensitivity.” Labour leader Joan Burton however has denied that her party played any part in creating jobs, “except for a bit of hole-digging by ourselves.”