Craic & Codology

IS THE POPE CATHOLIC?

The Pope’s new modernised look
The Pope’s new modernised look

The Pope’s new modernised look

POPE FRANCIS has been hailed by Church moderates after handing out free condoms at a huge Mass celebration in Kenya. Before his first trip to Africa, God’s main man on earth told journalists he would offer “spiritual and material” support to Kenya, Uganda and the war-torn Central African Republic.
Little did the faithful know that by “material” he meant contraceptives that would actually improve the conditions of the desperately poor in the struggling countries. “Fair fucks to him,” said one happy-go-luck African bishop, a father of four illegitimate children with his housekeeper, who didn’t want to be named. “We didn’t see that coming. After saying that gays weren’t that bad, and women might have a place in the Church and people who had abortions wouldn’t necessarily be damned to hell forever, this is another surprise. It does raise the question, however, is the Pope a Catholic?”

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