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Fully loaded Seanad party up the Áras

The Higgins’s - raking it in!
The Higgins’s - raking it in!

The Higgins’s – raking it in!

Over 3000 kegs, 10 brass bands, 400 cheerleaders and 84 DJs were shipped into Áras an Uachtaráin, following Alice Mary Higgins’ election to the Seanad.
The Higgins family rocked the party as they celebrated pulling down over €315,000 in salaries from the state plus expenses, plus drivers AND a massive mansion in Phoenix Park.
The president in his speech said, “Now Alice Mary has made it into the Shillings…I mean Seanad, we must all start thinking of cushty numbers for our other children John, Michael and Daniel. Perhaps a couple of ambassadorial roles, followed by some plum jobs in Europe which pay in Swiss Francs.Who knows what the future holds?”