Craic & Codology

Man’s face saved

Observers have labelled a desperate attempt to save a man’s face in Dublin as “laughable” , and say the result has left the man in question “looking very sheepish.”
It is understood that the man, known as Enda and believed to be from Mayo, was in a bad way since his face fell shortly after last February’s general election. The face-saving attempt was described as “an extremely complex procedure” and lasted almost two months. “It wasn’t helped by his nose being out joint”, says one participant.
The operation was overseen by Dr.Micheál Martin, Ireland’s top plastic promise and lip service consultant.
“Enda doesn’t look at all like the man he once was,” says one work colleague. “It’s a botch job. You can see he’s been badly stitched up.”


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