SHOO-IN: The baby has already been doing the rounds on Fox News
REPUBLICAN strategists are furiously trying to convince the crying baby Donald Trump ejected from a recent rally to run for President.
With mounting concern in the party over Trump’s campaign, some GOP members believe the baby’s superior communication skills make it an obvious candidate to replace the real estate tycoon.
“The baby was throwing a tantrum and dribbling all over himself – that would be a big improvement on what we have right now. It’s definitely a better look for us,” said a Republican insider. “Plus he has more foreign policy experience. He’s a shoo-in.”