Craic & Codology

THOSE ‘UGLIEST DUBLIN’ LOCATIONS

Leinster House: Hundreds of broken promises and washed up careers litter the place, with tall stories helping to obscure any sign of brightness amid a grimy air of stagnation.

Croke Park: Incessant pools of blood and sweat accrue amid the skin and hair that is frequently carried on the wind.

D’Olier Street: Tons of waste paper circulates here, driven by hot air and wind in an area further noted for its gloomy prospects and columns of rubbish.

Montrose: Vast volumes of discarded hope vie for prominence with the half-digested, regurgitated tripe that continues to spew forth from every aperture with nauseating… (That’s enough horrible places to be for now _Ed)