Craic & Codology


Stormy Daniels

US President Donald Tramp has claimed that adult film star Stormy Daniels is part of a dirty tricks campaign (surely “very naughty tricks” ? – Ed) to discredit him.

Tramp has now gone on the offensive (isn’t he always? – Ed) and has demanded that Ms Daniels take a lie detector test – referred to by the Donald as a “smear test”– that he claims will prove conclusively that Ms Daniels is lying in order to smear him.

Dr Trump has proposed that the test take place on April 1 next year. He has even offered to write up the report afterwards, which confirms that Tramp is the purest, most honest, person ever to hold office in the US or anywhere else. (“I dunno ‘bout dat” – B Ahern)

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