Craic & Codology

ROYAL BABY JOY

Royal Baby

BRITAIN is celebrating the latest Royal Baby in the traditional way with time-honoured front page headlines and sensational round-the-clock TV speculation.

In newsrooms up and down the country, editors have been jumping for joy as they updated Royal Pregnancy articles with up-to-the-minute Royal Baby souvenir supplements.

“It’s absolutely everything we could have wished for and we are totally over the moon – particularly as it didn’t matter whether it was a baby boy or a baby girl supplement,” said one overjoyed editor, Sid Trash.

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