Craic & Codology

Summit of the Century key points

Trump Summit
  • No nuclear attacks before the end of Miss Universe competition 
  • KFC to open restaurant in Pyongyang presidential palace 
  • Stormy Daniels to be given an all expenses paid holiday to North Korea 
  • United States to reduce sales tax on uranium 
  • Donald Trump’s face to be carved on Mount Rushmore 
  • Kim Jong-un to get a presidential pardon

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