Company: Ryanair again
Aircraft: Airplane
Date: Friday 13th (Wouldn’t you just know it!)
What was it this time?: Emergency landing, passengers petrified. Oddly, nothing to do with pissed customers, pilots on strike, stranded passengers, etc…
Summary of investigation: Investigators believe a multitude of factors contributed to the situation, most notably high pressure in the cabin (among the crew), plummeting confidence, rapidly descending belief, pride entering a tailspin and most identifiably bleeding earfuls from the high-flying CEO with his head in the clouds.
Recommendations: Aer Lingus, BA, Easyjet…
