Craic & Codology

RYANAIR INCIDENT REPORT

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Company: Ryanair again

Aircraft: Airplane

Date: Friday 13th (Wouldn’t you just know it!)

What was it this time?: Emergency landing, passengers petrified. Oddly, nothing to do with pissed customers, pilots on strike, stranded passengers, etc…

Summary of investigation: Investigators believe a multitude of factors contributed to the situation, most notably high pressure in the cabin (among the crew), plummeting confidence, rapidly descending belief, pride entering a tailspin and most identifiably bleeding earfuls from the high-flying CEO with his head in the clouds.

Recommendations: Aer Lingus, BA, Easyjet…


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